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"GENIUS Act 2025 Just BLEW UP Crypto! 🚀 HBAR, XRP, COIN to the MOON!" #hbar #XRP #coinbase
🔥 Buckle up, crypto fam! Coral here with Pretty Skinny Crypto, and the GENIUS Act of 2025 is about to ROCKET your portfolio into the stratosphere! Signed by President Trump, this groundbreaking law is the BIGGEST pro-crypto move in U.S. history, paving the way for stablecoins, institutional money, and an altseason apocalypse like never before!
We’re breaking down how the GENIUS Act is:
✅ Supercharging HBAR with enterprise stablecoin dominance
✅ Sending XRP soaring post-SEC

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Aug 71 min read


"HBAR x OpenAI? The $5 Explosion Crypto’s Been Waiting For!" #hbar #hedera #openai
Good afternoon, crypto world! Naomi here with Pretty Skinny Crypto, bringing you the inside scoop on one of the wildest rumors shaking the blockchain and AI world. Is OpenAI—the titan behind ChatGPT—about to partner with Hedera Hashgraph and its blazing-fast token, HBAR? From NVIDIA-powered AI to Robinhood listings and decentralized data provenance, this could be the fuse that launches HBAR to $5 and beyond. In just 3 minutes, we’re breaking down the tech, the speculation, an

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Aug 71 min read


XRP, HBAR, LINK: The 3 Coins Set to Mint MILLIONAIRES in 2025 🚀 #XRP #HBAR #chainlink Pretty Skinny Crypto
XRP, HBAR, LINK: The 3 Coins Set to Mint MILLIONAIRES in 2025 🚀 #XRP #HBAR #chainlink
Good afternoon, world! Coral here from Pretty Skinny Crypto, with a special world report you can’t afford to miss.
We’re spotlighting three powerhouse coins—XRP, HBAR, and Chainlink (LINK)—each set to explode in value as institutions, banks, and even central banks embrace tokenized real-world assets (RWAs).
✅ XRP: BNY Mellon, SBI, and ETF buzz = $8+ price target
✅ HBAR: Hedera surges 4

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Jul 151 min read


“The Mar-a-Lago Accords: Crypto, Gold & the Financial Reset 🧨💰”
“The Mar-a-Lago Accords: Crypto, Gold & the Financial Reset 🧨💰”
Hey crypto fam, it’s Dakota with Pretty Skinny Crypto, here to break down the biggest buzz in global finance: the Mar-a-Lago Accords. 🚨
Wall Street AI is buzzing about a potential financial system reset—and crypto, gold, and blockchain could be the winners. From Israel-Iran tensions to U.S. debt concerns and inflation chaos, the world is watching… and betting on Bitcoin.
🪙 Bitcoin is up past $107K, Ethereum

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Jun 251 min read


The Dollar Magnet: How U.S. Policy Shapes Global Finance
Hello, and welcome to this economic update, brought to you by your virtual assistant, Alexa with Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🌎💸
Today, we’re breaking down how the U.S. dollar's strength reshapes the global financial system. From foreign investments to economic policies under President Trump, America’s financial strategy is acting like a giant liquidity magnet—pulling in global capital while reshaping trade and money flows. 🇺🇸💵 What does this mean for crypto, gold, and your

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Apr 181 min read

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