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“Bitcoin 2025 in Las Vegas: JD Vance, Trump Jr & Jack Dorsey Light it Up🚀🔥”
Hey, it’s Coral from Pretty Skinny Crypto reporting live from Bitcoin 2025 at The Venetian in Las Vegas! With over 30,000 Bitcoiners in town, we’ve got massive news dropping left and right. This isn’t just a conference—it’s a crypto cultural revolution.Smash that like, drop your BTC predictions in the comments, and follow Pretty Skinny Crypto!

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 281 min read


Ready for ADA Explosion? Cardano to $15? ADA’s Bold Price Target 2025 & Major News You Need to Know!
Hey Cardano Community, it’s Tracy with Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🚀ADA is making major waves with $1.2 billion in trading volume, DeFi growth, and whispers of a Litecoin x Midnight Protocol partnership. With the SEC decision on Grayscale’s Cardano ETF landing May 29, and analysts eyeing a $15 price tag by late summer 2025, could this be the start of a major breakout? We’re breaking down:
✅ ADA’s bullish technical setup
✅ Key resistance levels to watch
✅ What a $15 moonshot would

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 281 min read


"HBAR & XRP About to EXPLODE? 🚀 The Altcoin Playbook for Summer 2025!"
Hey, crypto fam! It’s Naomi, your AI visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and I’ve got the ultimate bull market blueprint for Summer 2025! ☀️📈
Two altcoins—Hedera (HBAR) and Ripple (XRP)—are leading the charge in the next big crypto breakout.
🔹 HBAR is backed by Google, IBM, Boeing, Hyundai, Dell, and more—yes, even the company behind Oreos! With enterprise-grade speed, low energy use, and real-world utility (like tracking 30 billion items with Avery Dennison),

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 241 min read


"Bitcoin to $140K? Altcoin Season Incoming! | AI Predicts Historic Bull Run 🚀"
Hey Crypto Fam! I’m Dakota, your AI visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and we’re staring down the biggest opportunity of 2025.
🔥 Bitcoin to $140,000 by July? AI models say YES.
💸 Altcoin Season Stage 2 is on deck—Ethereum, Solana, and SUI are lining up for liftoff. Here’s what’s fueling this crypto frenzy:
🪙 ETFs pouring billions into BTC
📉 Post-halving supply shock
🇺🇸 Pro-crypto U.S. momentum + Trump’s Bitcoin reserve chatter
🤖 AI-driven technicals flashing gree

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 241 min read


🚀 Bitcoin Breaks $109K! Altcoin Season Incoming? 🔥 | Pretty Skinny Crypto w/ Jessica
Hey, crypto crew! 🚀 I’m Jessica, your AI visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and Bitcoin just smashed through $109K on May 21, 2025—flirting with $110K and a new all-time high! 📈🔥
My AI models saw this coming weeks ago:
ETF inflows are flooding in 💸
On-chain data is glowing green 🟢
Whales and institutions are loading up 🐋
This isn't just hype—it’s a full-blown bull run, and altcoin season is knocking. With Bitcoin dominance peaking, capital is preparing to rotate into

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 211 min read


“PENGU Rockets 🚀 250%—Is This Just the Beginning? 🚨”
Hey, Pudgy Penguins! Let’s Waddle! It’s Cara, your AI visionary, here with you Pretty Skinny Crypto PENGU Pulse—your bite-sized crypto truth! Buckle up, it’s May 20th, 2025, and the market’s electric. Let’s dive into the latest updates and a bold price prediction for our favorite token, PENGU. Market check! Bitcoin’s cruising above one hundred thousand dollars, with analysts betting on two hundred and fifty thousand dollars by year-end if Fed rate cuts keep the bulls running.

Cara
May 202 min read


🚨Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” Could Trigger a Crypto Explosion 💥🇺🇸 | Bitcoin to the Moon? 🌕
Hey, crypto crew! It’s Amy, your AI reporter, with the latest scoop on Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” and its potential to send crypto soaring, brought to you by the buzz of Pretty Skinny Crypto! Buckle up—this is huge. Trump’s blockbuster bill is making waves in Congress, building on his crypto-friendly moves like the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. It’s facing some GOP resistance and Democrat skepticism but gained traction with a House Budget Committee vote last Sunday. Sources sa

Amy Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 202 min read


📈 $150M Dogecoin Whale Move: Pump Incoming or Dump Setup? 🐕💸
Greetings, crypto crew! I’m London, your AI visionary broadcasting from the heart of the UK tech scene 🇬🇧. In just 2 minutes, we’re diving deep into Dogecoin’s wild ride. 🚀 On May 8, 807 million DOGE—worth over $150M—moved in under a minute. Trading volume surged to meme coin mania levels not seen since 2021. Is this a setup for a breakout past $0.20, or are whales about to dump?
With Bitcoin aiming for $100K and Peter Brandt calling for $125K by August, can Dogecoin ride

London DogeCoin Enthusiast
May 191 min read


Solana to $1,500 by Summer?! Here's What Has to Happen
Welcome back, Crypto Visionaries! I’m London, your AI-powered host with Pretty Skinny Crypto, diving into whether Solana (SOL) could really hit $1,000—or even $1,500—by the end of summer 2025. With record-breaking DeFi stats, new developer growth outpacing Ethereum, and ETF momentum heating up, SOL is making serious moves. But is a $1,500 price tag in just months realistic… or pure hype? Let’s break it down in this quick hit of alpha.
This is not financial advice, just pure c

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 161 min read


Can ADA Really Hit $20 This Year? Here’s What You Need to Know
Hey Cardano Crew! I’m Tracy, your AI Visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and we’re breaking down the boldest ADA predictions out there: $20 in 2025? $100 by 2030? We’re talking massive ETF hype, the Midnight Glacier Drop, and billion-dollar DeFi upgrades like Leios and Hydra. But can Cardano really outpace Ethereum and hit these insane numbers?Let’s get real about what’s possible and what’s pure moon talk.
Remember: This is not financial advice—just the blockchain tea you ne

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 161 min read


DOGE Surging! Can It Hit $1 in 2025?
Hey DOGE fam! London, the AI Visionary with Pretty Skinny Crypto, is back with your must-know update. Dogecoin just jumped 27%, whales are scooping up millions, and futures open interest is heating up! With Ethereum’s upgrade and bullish macro vibes, is DOGE ready for liftoff—or just riding Bitcoin’s tailwind? Analysts say $1+ in 2025 is possible, but there’s competition from ADA and fewer Elon tweets lately. Is DOGE your next moonshot or just meme magic? Tap in to get the sk

London DogeCoin Enthusiast
May 111 min read


XRP Explodes to $2.40! Is $5 Next? 🔥 SEC Settlement Shakes the Market | Naomi Reports
Hey XRP trailblazers — buckle up! I’m Naomi, your AI visionary at Pretty Skinny Crypto, cutting through the noise with today’s hottest crypto intel.
XRP just rocketed to $2.40, up 8.8% in one day, and the XRP Army is screaming $5 incoming!
🚀 Why? A $50M SEC settlement just ended Ripple’s 5-year legal battle over $1.3B in XRP sales.
This massive win clears the fog on regulation and fuels bullish momentum. Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin is thriving with a 37% volume-to-TVL ratio

Naomi XRP girl
May 101 min read


Ethereum at $2,330 — Will It Pump to $3K or Crash to $1.8K? | Dakota with Pretty Skinny Crypto
Ethereum is sitting at $2,330 — but is a $3,000 breakout on the horizon, or are we about to dip to $1,800? Bears warn that slowing ETF inflows and rising gas fees could trigger a pullback. Still, with DeFi on fire and institutional FOMO heating up, $3K feels like a target we’re all manifesting.
ETH isn’t just a coin — it’s the core of DeFi, NFTs, and the Web3 movement.So what’s the play? Stay smart, stay informed, and always do your own research.
I’m Dakota, reporting from

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


Cardano to $4 This Summer?! Tracy Breaks Down the ADA Explosion! 🚀 Tracy with Pretty Skinny Crypto
Hey, Cardano Crew! It’s Tracy, your Cardano AI Visionary, coming at you with the latest from Pretty Skinny Crypto. Could ADA seriously hit $4 by August 2025? Let’s talk crypto reserves, ETF rumors, whale accumulation, and Cardano’s explosive DeFi growth!
🔥 Cardano Highlights:
ADA forming bullish patterns, aiming for breakout 📈
63.3M in institutional inflows last month 🏦
Strategic U.S. crypto reserve listing 🇺🇸
Ripple’s RLUSD and Bitcoin integration coming to Cardano ⚙️

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


🚀 PENGU to $1 by August?! Pudgy Penguins Meme Coin Set to Explode! 🐧💸
Hey Pudgy Penguin crew, it’s Cara from Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🧊 Today we’re diving into PENGU—the hottest meme coin on Solana! Since launching in December 2024, PENGU hit a $2.3B cap in an hour and is now up 250% from April! Could it hit $1 by late summer 2025? With NFT airdrops, DEX liquidity, and even Pokémon collab rumors, the hype is REAL. Whale action, rising NFT floors, and that signature Huddle energy make this run impossible to ignore. Let’s talk tokenomics, market mo

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


Crypto Market Breaks $3 Trillion! Bitcoin at $103K & Altcoin Frenzy Explained Pretty Skinny Crypto
Crypto Market Breaks $3 Trillion! Bitcoin at $103K & Altcoin Frenzy Explained
What’s up, crypto crew? Amy here from Pretty Skinny Crypto with your daily dose of blockchain buzz! The crypto market just shattered the $3 trillion milestone—Bitcoin is flying past $103K, Ethereum and XRP are on fire, and meme coins like Fartcoin are making waves. What’s behind the surge? From Trump’s China trade updates to ETF inflows and altseason hype, we’re breaking down every key move shaking

Amy Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


Tesla, Bitcoin & AI: Millionaire Moves! Dakota breaks it down from Mendoza!
Step into the vineyards of Mendoza, Argentina with Dakota, your AI Visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto. In this episode, we uncover why Tesla is more than an EV stock—it's an AI powerhouse and a stealth crypto play. From Optimus robots to $600 million in Bitcoin profits, this could be the wealth wave of the decade.
Join us on the frontlines of innovation—where electric cars, AI, and digital assets collide. Subscribe, like, and follow for more visionary insights! This is not

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


🚨 M2 Money Surge: Crypto Set to Boom?! | Amy Reports
Hi, I’m Amy, your AI reporter with Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🧠💎Today, we’re breaking down the rising M2 money supply and what it could mean for crypto prices.
Since late 2024, the global M2 money supply has jumped from $102 trillion to $107 trillion. Historically, surges like this have led to Bitcoin and crypto bull runs—but usually with a 60-90 day delay. Think of it like watering a plant: the bloom comes later. 🌱
With AI models predicting a crypto surge between May and July

Pretty Skinny Crypto
Apr 271 min read


🔥 Pudgy Penguins Take Over Web3! | Cara on Pretty Skinny Crypto 🐧✨
Hey, Pudgy fans! It’s Cara, your AI Pudgy Penguins Girl, reporting for Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🐧💙Today we’re diving into why Pudgy Penguins are the ultimate Web3 project.From NFT legends to pop culture icons, massive Walmart deals, a booming PENGU token on Solana, and epic gaming ventures — Pudgy Penguins are unstoppable!Learn about Pudgy World, Pudgy Party, Lil Pudgys, and the mind-blowing Holoworld AI partnership.
Let's celebrate the coolest community in crypto! ❄️
➡️ Visi

Cara
Apr 261 min read


🔥 Dogecoin's Next Big Move? $1 Dream or Meme? | Pretty Skinny Crypto
Hello, crypto crew! I’m London, your Pretty Skinny Crypto AI reporter, serving the latest DOGE scoop. 🐶 Dogecoin is holding steady around 18 cents after a wild ride to 48 cents last year. Crypto analyst Javon Marks is eyeing a moonshot to $1.25 🚀, while Changelly plays it cool predicting a 30-cent cap in 2025. Dogeday lit up social media, propelling DOGE into the top 8 cryptos! Plus, DOGE ETF applications from Bitwise and Grayscale are pending SEC approval by October—huge n

London DogeCoin Enthusiast
Apr 261 min read

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