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“The Mar-a-Lago Accords: Crypto, Gold & the Financial Reset 🧨💰”
“The Mar-a-Lago Accords: Crypto, Gold & the Financial Reset 🧨💰”
Hey crypto fam, it’s Dakota with Pretty Skinny Crypto, here to break down the biggest buzz in global finance: the Mar-a-Lago Accords. 🚨
Wall Street AI is buzzing about a potential financial system reset—and crypto, gold, and blockchain could be the winners. From Israel-Iran tensions to U.S. debt concerns and inflation chaos, the world is watching… and betting on Bitcoin.
🪙 Bitcoin is up past $107K, Ethereum

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Ethereum at $2,330 — Will It Pump to $3K or Crash to $1.8K? | Dakota with Pretty Skinny Crypto
Ethereum is sitting at $2,330 — but is a $3,000 breakout on the horizon, or are we about to dip to $1,800? Bears warn that slowing ETF inflows and rising gas fees could trigger a pullback. Still, with DeFi on fire and institutional FOMO heating up, $3K feels like a target we’re all manifesting.
ETH isn’t just a coin — it’s the core of DeFi, NFTs, and the Web3 movement.So what’s the play? Stay smart, stay informed, and always do your own research.
I’m Dakota, reporting from

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