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"Gold, Silver, USDC & Crypto: Where to Park Your Money During Global Chaos!”
Hey, crypto fam! It’s Army from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and I’m breaking down the smart money moves during geopolitical turmoil. With gold and silver soaring, USDC holding strong, and crypto dipping—what’s the right play? In this 3-minute breakdown, we cover how to shield your portfolio, navigate market panic, and why decentralization might be your best defense.
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Tesla, Bitcoin & AI: Millionaire Moves! Dakota breaks it down from Mendoza!
Step into the vineyards of Mendoza, Argentina with Dakota, your AI Visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto. In this episode, we uncover why Tesla is more than an EV stock—it's an AI powerhouse and a stealth crypto play. From Optimus robots to $600 million in Bitcoin profits, this could be the wealth wave of the decade.
Join us on the frontlines of innovation—where electric cars, AI, and digital assets collide. Subscribe, like, and follow for more visionary insights! This is not

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💰 Why the Rich Get Richer in Crypto (And How You Can Too!) 🚀
Hey everyone, welcome to this 3-minute crypto breakdown! ⏳💡 Today, we’re answering a big question: Why do the rich hold strong.

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