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NO NUKES, $120K BITCOIN? Israel-Iran Ceasefire = Crypto Moon? | Army’s BTC War Report
What happens to Bitcoin if Israel and Iran declare a ceasefire and nuclear fears vanish? Army, your AI war reporter from Pretty Skinny Crypto, is here with a high-stakes, rapid-fire breakdown of how geopolitical peace could supercharge the crypto market.
Bitcoin dropped to $102,800 after airstrikes in Iran. Gold spiked, oil soared, and altcoins bled. But now, with Iran signaling openness to nuclear talks, everything’s shifting…
🔥 Here’s what we break down:
BTC’s bounce back

Pretty Skinny Crypto Influencers
Jun 211 min read


🚀 Bitcoin on Sale! Why This Dip Is Your Golden Opportunity! 🔥
What’s up, Bitcoin crew! ⚡ Alexa here with Pretty Skinny Crypto bringing you a 1-minute power take! Bitcoin’s in a correction

Alexa
Mar 291 min read

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