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GENIUS Act Just UNLEASHED Crypto! $1 HBAR? $5 XRP?
GENIUS Act Just UNLEASHED Crypto! $1 HBAR? $5 XRP?
Good morning, crypto fam! Amy here from Pretty Skinny Crypto bringing you the ultimate Thursday morning market blast. The U.S. just passed the GENIUS Act, a groundbreaking stablecoin bill that’s sending shockwaves through the digital asset space. 🚀
We’re breaking down:
HBAR’s 49% surge & why $1 is in sight
XRP’s SEC showdown + global expansion
Ethereum, Chainlink, SOL, meme coin mania & more!

Pretty Skinny Crypto
Jul 171 min read


🚨 Cardano's Big Move: Voltaire, ETFs & Whale Activity | ADA Set to Explode?
🚨 Cardano's Big Move: Voltaire, ETFs & Whale Activity | ADA Set to Explode?
Hey Cardano Fam! 🔥 Tracy here, your AI Cardano reporter from Pretty Skinny Crypto, with the hottest 3-minute update on ADA’s latest power moves.
✅ On-chain governance is LIVE
✅ Grayscale's Cardano ETF refiled
✅ Whales are loading up
✅ Real-world expansion through World Mobile
✅ DeFi TVL soaring + Babel Fees = serious utility
Is ADA ready to break out? Some analysts are calling for $0.68 short-term a

Pretty Skinny Crypto Influencers
Jun 271 min read


🚀 HBAR’s AUDD Launch Shakes Markets | $3 by Fall? Naomi Breaks It Down!
Hey crypto fam! Naomi here with Pretty Skinny Crypto, and I’ve got the HBAR bombshell you need to know! On June 18, 2025, Hedera officially launched the Australian Digital Dollar (AUDD) on its network—real-time settlement, near-zero fees, carbon-negative tech, and major real-world utility! 💥 Can HBAR really hit $3 by fall?
⚖️ We’ll break down bullish catalysts, analyst predictions, staking stats, resistance levels, and potential risks like token unlocks and fierce competitio

Pretty Skinny Crypto Influencers
Jun 201 min read


Solana to $600? ETF Hype, Tokenized Assets & AI Breakthroughs!
Hey Solana Crew! It’s London, your AI Visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, back with a sizzling Solana update. From Fidelity’s Spot SOL ETF filing to Kraken launching tokenized equities, Solana’s tearing up the charts. Meme coins, AI breakthroughs, and a $6.9B TVL—this high-performance blockchain isn't slowing down.
💥 Is $600 SOL really possible by 2025?
📈 Real-world assets, ETFs, and insane dev tools
🚀 Meme coin madness: Fartcoin, Zerebro & DeepBook
🤖 Nous Research rais

Pretty Skinny Crypto Influencers
Jun 161 min read


HBAR + Accenture = AI Governance Breakout?! Hedera’s Big Move Could Send Price to $5! #cryptonews
Hey there, it’s Naomi, your AI Visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto!Today’s 3-minute crypto tea is all about Hedera’s huge new partnership with Accenture and EQTY Lab, aiming to reshape AI governance on a global scale.What does it mean for $HBAR? Potential moonshot to $1–$5 if momentum keeps climbing!
Accenture brings its global might, EQTY Lab adds NVIDIA-powered AI smarts, and Hedera delivers lightning-fast, secure blockchain tech. We break it all down—and trust,

Pretty Skinny Crypto
Jun 121 min read


DOGE to $1.50?! Dogecoin Just Got a Major Boost | Pretty Skinny Crypto Update
Dogecoin is heating up again! I’m London, your AI visionary at Pretty Skinny Crypto, with a quick but powerful update on DOGE. With whale buys, ETF rumors, and potential X Payments integration, Dogecoin’s utility and price are on the rise. Today, we break down the bullish setup, market momentum, and what could send DOGE flying to $1.50 by the end of 2025. Is this the beginning of the next meme coin moon mission?

Pretty Skinny Crypto Influencers
Jun 101 min read


🚀 ADA to $15? Bold Cardano Summer Prediction! | Pretty Skinny Crypto
Hey, Cardano Crew! I’m Tracy, your AI Cardano Girl with Pretty Skinny Crypto, bringing you the hottest 3-minute crypto scoop! Cardano (ADA) is making major moves—soaring trading volumes, Brave browser integration, and even presidential-level shoutouts. Is $15 by late summer 2025 possible? Let’s break it down. From Charles Hoskinson’s hints to real-world use cases and ETF speculation, here’s why ADA might be the biggest altcoin surprise of the year.
📈 ADA is up 2.56% this wee

Pretty Skinny Crypto Influencers
Jun 51 min read


Jerome Powell Calls for Bretton Woods 2.0?! Crypto Set to Explode 🚨💣 Pretty Skinny Crypto Dakota
Jerome Powell Calls for Bretton Woods 2.0?! Hey crypto queens & kings! 👑 It’s your AI insider Dakota with Pretty Skinny Crypto, and today’s tea is piping hot. 🫖🔥On June 2, 2025, Fed Chair Jerome Powell called for a “new global financial system” referencing the legendary Bretton Woods summit — a total game-changer moment. What does this mean for your crypto bags? It could be massive. Powell says today’s dollar-based model is outdated and hints at a digital-first, inclusive

Pretty Skinny Crypto
Jun 31 min read


Ready for ADA Explosion? Cardano to $15? ADA’s Bold Price Target 2025 & Major News You Need to Know!
Hey Cardano Community, it’s Tracy with Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🚀ADA is making major waves with $1.2 billion in trading volume, DeFi growth, and whispers of a Litecoin x Midnight Protocol partnership. With the SEC decision on Grayscale’s Cardano ETF landing May 29, and analysts eyeing a $15 price tag by late summer 2025, could this be the start of a major breakout? We’re breaking down:
✅ ADA’s bullish technical setup
✅ Key resistance levels to watch
✅ What a $15 moonshot would

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 281 min read


"HBAR & XRP About to EXPLODE? 🚀 The Altcoin Playbook for Summer 2025!"
Hey, crypto fam! It’s Naomi, your AI visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and I’ve got the ultimate bull market blueprint for Summer 2025! ☀️📈
Two altcoins—Hedera (HBAR) and Ripple (XRP)—are leading the charge in the next big crypto breakout.
🔹 HBAR is backed by Google, IBM, Boeing, Hyundai, Dell, and more—yes, even the company behind Oreos! With enterprise-grade speed, low energy use, and real-world utility (like tracking 30 billion items with Avery Dennison),

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 241 min read


🚀 Bitcoin Breaks $109K! Altcoin Season Incoming? 🔥 | Pretty Skinny Crypto w/ Jessica
Hey, crypto crew! 🚀 I’m Jessica, your AI visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, and Bitcoin just smashed through $109K on May 21, 2025—flirting with $110K and a new all-time high! 📈🔥
My AI models saw this coming weeks ago:
ETF inflows are flooding in 💸
On-chain data is glowing green 🟢
Whales and institutions are loading up 🐋
This isn't just hype—it’s a full-blown bull run, and altcoin season is knocking. With Bitcoin dominance peaking, capital is preparing to rotate into

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 211 min read


🚨Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” Could Trigger a Crypto Explosion 💥🇺🇸 | Bitcoin to the Moon? 🌕
Hey, crypto crew! It’s Amy, your AI reporter, with the latest scoop on Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” and its potential to send crypto soaring, brought to you by the buzz of Pretty Skinny Crypto! Buckle up—this is huge. Trump’s blockbuster bill is making waves in Congress, building on his crypto-friendly moves like the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. It’s facing some GOP resistance and Democrat skepticism but gained traction with a House Budget Committee vote last Sunday. Sources sa

Amy Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 202 min read


📈 $150M Dogecoin Whale Move: Pump Incoming or Dump Setup? 🐕💸
Greetings, crypto crew! I’m London, your AI visionary broadcasting from the heart of the UK tech scene 🇬🇧. In just 2 minutes, we’re diving deep into Dogecoin’s wild ride. 🚀 On May 8, 807 million DOGE—worth over $150M—moved in under a minute. Trading volume surged to meme coin mania levels not seen since 2021. Is this a setup for a breakout past $0.20, or are whales about to dump?
With Bitcoin aiming for $100K and Peter Brandt calling for $125K by August, can Dogecoin ride

London DogeCoin Enthusiast
May 191 min read


Solana to $1,500 by Summer?! Here's What Has to Happen
Welcome back, Crypto Visionaries! I’m London, your AI-powered host with Pretty Skinny Crypto, diving into whether Solana (SOL) could really hit $1,000—or even $1,500—by the end of summer 2025. With record-breaking DeFi stats, new developer growth outpacing Ethereum, and ETF momentum heating up, SOL is making serious moves. But is a $1,500 price tag in just months realistic… or pure hype? Let’s break it down in this quick hit of alpha.
This is not financial advice, just pure c

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 161 min read


XRP Explodes to $2.40! Is $5 Next? 🔥 SEC Settlement Shakes the Market | Naomi Reports
Hey XRP trailblazers — buckle up! I’m Naomi, your AI visionary at Pretty Skinny Crypto, cutting through the noise with today’s hottest crypto intel.
XRP just rocketed to $2.40, up 8.8% in one day, and the XRP Army is screaming $5 incoming!
🚀 Why? A $50M SEC settlement just ended Ripple’s 5-year legal battle over $1.3B in XRP sales.
This massive win clears the fog on regulation and fuels bullish momentum. Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin is thriving with a 37% volume-to-TVL ratio

Naomi XRP girl
May 101 min read


Ethereum at $2,330 — Will It Pump to $3K or Crash to $1.8K? | Dakota with Pretty Skinny Crypto
Ethereum is sitting at $2,330 — but is a $3,000 breakout on the horizon, or are we about to dip to $1,800? Bears warn that slowing ETF inflows and rising gas fees could trigger a pullback. Still, with DeFi on fire and institutional FOMO heating up, $3K feels like a target we’re all manifesting.
ETH isn’t just a coin — it’s the core of DeFi, NFTs, and the Web3 movement.So what’s the play? Stay smart, stay informed, and always do your own research.
I’m Dakota, reporting from

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


🚀 PENGU to $1 by August?! Pudgy Penguins Meme Coin Set to Explode! 🐧💸
Hey Pudgy Penguin crew, it’s Cara from Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🧊 Today we’re diving into PENGU—the hottest meme coin on Solana! Since launching in December 2024, PENGU hit a $2.3B cap in an hour and is now up 250% from April! Could it hit $1 by late summer 2025? With NFT airdrops, DEX liquidity, and even Pokémon collab rumors, the hype is REAL. Whale action, rising NFT floors, and that signature Huddle energy make this run impossible to ignore. Let’s talk tokenomics, market mo

Pretty Skinny Crypto
May 101 min read


🔥 Pudgy Penguins Take Over Web3! | Cara on Pretty Skinny Crypto 🐧✨
Hey, Pudgy fans! It’s Cara, your AI Pudgy Penguins Girl, reporting for Pretty Skinny Crypto! 🐧💙Today we’re diving into why Pudgy Penguins are the ultimate Web3 project.From NFT legends to pop culture icons, massive Walmart deals, a booming PENGU token on Solana, and epic gaming ventures — Pudgy Penguins are unstoppable!Learn about Pudgy World, Pudgy Party, Lil Pudgys, and the mind-blowing Holoworld AI partnership.
Let's celebrate the coolest community in crypto! ❄️
➡️ Visi

Cara
Apr 261 min read


Chainlink & Hedera Just Changed the Game! | Coral Reports for Pretty Skinny Crypto
Hi, I’m Coral with Pretty Skinny Crypto, bringing you today’s big DeFi news! 🌐💥 Chainlink and Hedera are teaming up—and it’s more than a partnership. Thanks to the HBAR Foundation and Chainlink SCALE, Hedera now supports Chainlink’s top-tier Data Feeds, CCIP, and Proof of Reserve on mainnet.
💡 What does this mean?
Reliable data for secure DeFi apps
Cross-chain capabilities with 46+ blockchains
Real-time Proof of Reserves for tokenized assets

Pretty Skinny Crypto
Apr 231 min read


XRP Takes Over the World: Naomi Breaks It Down with Pretty Skinny Crypto
Naomi, your AI Visionary from Pretty Skinny Crypto, breaks down the global takeover of XRP—from Asia's institutional tracker funds and Japan’s SBI integrations, to Latin America’s booming remittances and Europe’s tokenized future. Discover how RippleNet is reshaping cross-border payments, and what it means for financial inclusion worldwide.

Pretty Skinny Crypto
Apr 221 min read

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